Fractured Foreign Phrases

• Harlez-vous francais?
  (Can you drive a French motorcycle?)
• Ex post fucto
  (Lost in the mail)
• Idios amigos
  (We're wild and crazy guys!)
• Veni, VIPi, Vici
  (I came; I'm a very important person; I conquered)
• J'y suis, J'y pestes
  (I can stay for the weekend)
• Cogito Eggo sum
  (I think; therefore, I am a waffle)
• Rigor Morris
  (The cat is dead)
• Respondez s'il vous plaid
  (Honk if you're Scots)
• Que sera, serf
  (Life is feudal)
• Le roi est mort. Jive le roi
  (The King is dead. No kidding.)
• Posh mortem
  (Death styles of the rich and famous)
• Pro Bozo publico
  (Support your local clown)
• Monage a trois
  (I am three years old)
• Felix navidad
  (Our cat has a boat)
• Haste cuisine
  (Fast French food)
• Veni, vidi, vice
  (I came, I saw, I partied)
• Quip pro quo
  (A fast retort)
• Aloha oy!
  (Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know)
• Mazel ton!
  (Lots of luck)
• Apres Moe, le deluge
  (Larry and Curly get wet)
• Porte-Kochere
  (Sacramental wine)
• Iic liebe rich
  (I'm really crazy about having dough)
• Fui generis
  (What's mine is mine)
• VISA la France
  (Don't leave chateau without it)
• Ca va sans dirt
  (And that's not gossip)
• Merci rien
  (Thanks for nothin')
• Amicus puriae
  (Platonic friend)
• L'etat, c'est moo
  (I'm bossy around here)
• L'etat, c'est Moe
  (All the world's a stooge)